Stupid Quotes
They're in the public eye, and they're talking garbage. Aaaah there's not much better than a good old fashion "foot in the mouth" quote. To everyone's great enjoyment, most people at one time or another just...get it all wrong. Sometimes they just open their mouths and... This happens to all of us of course, yet it's INFINITELY more fun when it's someone famous, that has the verbal malfunction. Luckily a lot of the time there's a reporter nearby taking it all down. We've gotten a bit used to this type of thing over here in the U.S. after all for 8 years we had George W. to keep us entertained! Check out some classic George Bush quotes here.
Enjoy the rest of the stupid quotes below.
Stupid Quotes- stupid quotes -
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?""
"We understand the importance of having bondage between parents and their children."
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
"The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before."
"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
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"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
"If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final."
"It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day."
“Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?”
"Comedy is funny."
“I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
“So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants… all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing… the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that…”
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
“So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?”
"I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't going to kill him. That's hardly going to do my career any good, is it?"
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
"I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen."
"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
“I don’t think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!”
"Solutions are not the answer."
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"Yes,Sept 11th was unfortunate"
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
"The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level."
"Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic."
Well I'm sure your still scratching your head but I hope you enjoyed these stupid quotes! I'm sure the human race will be providing a bunch more dumb quotes inthe near future..
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